Details Alan Partridge: [sniffing it] It's quite nice. During his days at Linton Travel Tavern in the first season of I am Alan Partridge, our hero was often bored. That's English for stop a horse! 18:00, 14 MAY 2021; . The beginning of 'Alpha Papa' finds The Partridge in sweet motion at the wheel. And here are some of his most salient thoughts on cars 'Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa' is out on DVD and Blu-ray from Monday 2 December. Share PINTEREST Email Print Tim P. Whitby / Getty Images By. That contains anthrax., Surveillance isnt easy, though. Alan Partridge: Hello, commuters with your computers. Will this show on my invoice?. Alan Partridge: Fire, fire, the fayre's on fire! Quotes are added by the Goodreads community and are not verified by Goodreads. But, er, they're very nice. Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. I dont like it: it hurts. I've got a list. This is for you, Tom.' But if you told me 25 years ago that I would be talking about rigid inflatable hulls with Dale Winton I would probably have spat at you. Goodreads helps you follow your favorite authors. No one had heard of Oxford before Inspector Morse. I'm Alan Partridge (series 1 and 2), I, Partridge, Alpha Papa, Nomad, This Time Alan Partridge: It's Valentine's Day today, and love is in the air? We could sort these pies right away. She's 14 years younger than me. Which ironically is like a large petrol station. But today's also about fun. She's living with a fitness instructor. The proof is in the pudding and in this case the pudding, is a football Could someone clear that shit away, please? In fact, were in not for Lynn keeping Alan in check, most of the events of Im Alan Partridge would never have happened. Alan Partridge: No, that's a bit too far-fetched. It's called a Rover Metro now. Alan Partridge: Lynn, I am not driving a Mini Metro. Alan Partridge just doesn't die. Something's come up.". They taught you a trade. The man was a perfect gentleman. . The humor is off-beat, and you have to spend some time getting used to it. George Bernard Shaw The Deeply Graphic DesignCast Wes McDowell Michael: [Very thick Geordie accent] Vandals, eh, Mr Partridge? [He laughs and leaves the room], [He shuts the door. Michael: [in his very broad Geordie accent] Aye-aye, Mr. Partridge! You see, as a committed animal liker #animals I think very carefully about which animals I am and am not prepared to kill., If I was feeling like a challenge, I'd kick out the plug, turn the taps on and see if I could maintain the exact water level. Which is more than could be said for me, for I was an only child. But as I listened through the darkness I realized that something far worse was going on. ", 8. I was supposed to hit that later. Here are some of the finest Partridge words of wisdom: On his drinking habits: "All. Alan puts his hands on his hips with his legs apart, puffs up his cheeks and makes a farting sound]. Alan after sex: "Well Sonja that was classic intercourse. A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - Alan Partridge: OK, Lynn, quick practice for this meeting with Tony Hayers this Friday. No, I think his silence speaks volumes. But, yeah, I used to dream that one day I'd drive a brand-new Range Rover towing a speed boat. A filter through which his most destructive idiosyncrasies can become bearable. The temperature inside that apple turnover is over 1,000 degrees. Obviously, Partridge is thrilled with the age gap between him and his girlfriend Sonja. I will remain Pontius Partridge. He also thinks Wings was Paul McCartneys best band. But, er, that's not going to happen. That's not going back in again. He doesn't like that. And then we cut to Moscow. 26. I have to say, Pat, kids dont make you happy. 21. . 1 Mar. Another reason why Lynn is such a memorable character is Montagus performance. [Tony shakes his head again] 'Arm Wrestling with Chas and Dave'. On the perfect Valentine's Day: "That is the best Valentine's I've had in eight years." Partridge has a unique way of testing toilet durability while advertising a boating business. Battered. The STANDS4 Network . Superb. Not unless it had been stunned. And not a very good book. Fantastic. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. It's called a Rover Metro now. Alan Partridge: Smell my cheese, you mother! On age difference being nothing but a number: "Im 47. Alan Partridge: I think he'll be a bit tougher than that, Lynn. Michael: OK. ", Alan responds to Irish history: If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if youre a fussy eater., Alan responds to being fired: Smell my cheese!, Alan on the Daily Mail: Its arguably the best newspaper in the world. I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that. The guy was obviously talented. 30 years ago (August 9, 1991, to be precise), Alan Partridge was unleashed on the world and few would have predicted that the character would still be tough and cause laughter three decades later. Alan Partridge: 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. Putting a damp spoon back in the bowl is the tea-drinking equivalent of sharing a needle. His face is still covered in mousse]. Now imagine taking that piece of tofu, and forcing your thumbs into it hard. In Series 1, Lynnsrepeated attempts to sabotage Alans evening with Jill are apparent, and her reasons for her loyalty in the face of so little money her salary eventually rises to 9,500 could easily be based in romance. He continued: "She would never say this, but I think she likes to be able to keep someone in their place. When North Norfolk Digital was sent a box of heavy metal CDs,19 muggins here was about to open it when fellow DJ Rudy Gibson shouted over, Careful, Alan. . 8. Gladiators Jet to host a Millennium Barn Dance at Yeovil Airfield. Correctly watched. And instead, I have to watch a giant Michael Bolton lookalike, in a tight waistcoat, throw an oven over bales of hay. I've locked you all in the boardroom so you don't get me. Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city center? What a great song. The plague started from a mal-attended surface. Peter Baxendale Thomas: Oh, for goodness' sake. ", Alan after drinking his signature cocktail: Oooh Ladyboys!, Alan about Lynn: Lynns a good worker. But if I said I am now going to jump into a TARDIS, go back in time and recreate the Berlin Olympics with these three old women, you'd say "Alan, that is hot, we were wrong earlier.". "Alan Attack!". It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint, which again, to me, is a bonus. And the bad news?Lynn Benfield: The accountants say that since you . [Alan is driving his Rover 800, using a hands-free phone headset]. Go on, try and finish the sentence and see what I do. I've just lost a pint of blood. 12 episodes were produced. I wasn't an evil person. Alan Partridge: Whooo whooo who do you think you are? Alan Partridge: That's bollocks, but carry on. Tony Hayers: It's not bollocks. It's all right. A detective series based in Norwich called "Swallow". The spy who loved me is keeping all my secrets safe tonight - and then one more big swing from the woman; legs go right up - ooh, what was that? Lynn: Good. The ratings were a ninth of what we could have expected, they started badly, they got worse Alan Partridge: [mimicking him] They started badly, they got worse Oh, oh, your programs, your programs Tony Hayers: Now, you're making a fool of yourself. You're sacked! [Alan is about to get into bed with Jill. I say, 'Right. I was talking to him earlier and he asked me what type of phone I had and I said a Motorola Timeport. Two sailors sit down and have a game of chess. A-ha! Want to shop from more small businesses? [Taken aback, Lynn looks uncomfortable and doesn't say anything]Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. Lynn: Good. I just think it's time for you to consider moving on to new pastures. Alan Partridge: [singing] Guaranteed to blow your mind! On rejection: "Actually the best thing I did, was to get thrown out by my wife. Although tricky at first, by the time I checked out I could find the bath's biting point within three minutes. But a happy one. This book would fit ideally into, er, an attache case or the thigh pocket of a pair of fashionable combat trousers. Michael: Aye. Partridges sexy speech leaves a lot to the imagination. Alan Partridge: Right, well, I'm afraid, Susan, I've got some very bad news. My face was designed as a leisure accessory. Shes one of the most fascinating characters from the Partridge canon, and Lynns return to screens presents some interesting opportunities for the writers of This Time. Did you see that!? ", 7. Alan Partridge: That? Then one day, two big guys are driving. Aidan Walsh: I really hate to do this to you, Alan, but it's actually a song about Paul Tool: Yeah, bloody Sunday is actually about a massacre in Derry in 1972. Susan: [With a sunny smile] Good morning, Alan, how are you today? There are 15 dealers doing a little of this, a little of that. [Inspecting the bathroom in a house he wishes to purchase]. 5. Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine! Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, From the Oasthouse: The Alan Partridge Podcast. The SAG Awards are this weekend, but where can you stream the show? A sudden shot of fear ripped through my pre-pubic body. I remember a beach vacation in Prestatyn. Sorry, sometimes it's difficult to understand the Geordie people. I'll tolerate one, but not both." - Explaining what he couldn't possibly tolerate in one person "Let me tell you something about the Titanic: people. Alan Partridge, Alan Partridge: Nomad 1 likes Like "A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. Alan Partridge: Yeah, Michael, I was just saying to Susan, bit of a job for you, unfortunately some vandals have sworn all over my car again. Y'know, vandals, y'know? You've been sacked. 126. Bit of a maverick, not afraid to break the law if he thinks it's necessary. [Alan is being shown around a new house] Estate Agent: Living room. 11th August 2017. Lynn cared for her critically ill mother, having to change her sheets every day, until she died in 1997. In many ways, Lynn is the unsung hero of the Partridge saga. Alan Partridge: Oh, I like this. On now as we look at a fantastic year for - I'm going to be sick again. Alan Partridge: A massacre? By signing up to the Mashable newsletter you agree to receive electronic communications Tony Hayers: We don't owe you a living. Lynn Benfield : No, no, no, it's different. And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? [they are then interrupted by a man who comes up to the table and greets Tony]. Alan Partridge: Yep, fair point. Do it in a pub car park. Either that or their fingerprints, eh? Its like being inside a huge Foxs Glacier Mint, which, again, is a bonus to me. "Smell my cheese, mother!" " Partridge literally puts a whole hunk of cheese in the face of fictional BBC editor Tony Hayers after rejecting his ideas for a new TV show. I'll tolerate one, but not both. Partridge doesnt seem to have many fond memories of her offspring. Jill: [laughs] What? What a great song. So, on her 30th birthday (the Lord knows how old the partridge is supposed to be), here are 30 of the best quotes and moments from North Norfolks favorite export. But for the time being at least they have each other. Do you deny that? And then yeah, you can stop doing that now. That was soft rock cocaine enthusiasts, Fleetwood Mac. Topics. Peter Linehan: [to Tony] Give him another series, you swine! No, it's alright, I was just portraying a madman. No! Great joke between Partridge and his friend Dan. Mind you, I have been here ten weeks. No one had heard of Oxford before Inspector Morse. Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. [a pause as Alan tries to think of something else]. Baby, you're the best. 20. Alan Partridge: Get rid of her, Lynn, she's a drunk and a racist! In fact, in the best chapter of my book, Im talking about when I gorged myself on Toblerone and drove all the way to Dundee barefoot. I've got a girlfriend, she's only 33. And its a great thing too. He's going to die! You're suffering from minor women's whiplash! No, I'm basically saying I'm going to be checking out at the end of the week. Alan: "Thanks a lot! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. You know, go for a field. And he's being chased by these Russian shits in black jumpsuits with lemon piping. No wonder shes occasionally mistaken for Partridges wife. 30. Lynn is probably the most important supporting character in the Alan Partridge universe. Felicity Montagu Tony Hayers: Alan, this is Peter Linehan, he's revamping our current affairs output. Imagine ITV is a housing estate. Also, I'll be asking: Which is the worst monger? Jill: "What did you do eight years ago?" Alan then bursts in through the double doors]. . Jill: "I don't recall saying that." Bang! Each Alan Partridge quote is unlike anything you have ever read before. He puts some coins on the bedside cabinet]. Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (released as Alan Partridge in the United States) is a 2013 British action comedy film starring Steve Coogan reprising his role as Alan Partridge, a fictional presenter he has played on various BBC radio and television sho. I'm gonna have to tell some other Russians. Alan Partridge: No. In badminton, if you win a rally, you get one point. Part of HuffPost Entertainment. Alan Partridge: Yeah, well, that's not good enough. Er, er, booger off! I cant put it back on. Would you like a second series of your chat show? Tony Hayers: [smiling amiably] You know, I don't think you should see your future just at the BBC, Alan. My mother and father were having the row to end all rows. ", 3. Right, now you'll like this "Knowing M.E., Knowing You". Mmm smells. And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames. Peter Linehan: We haven't met but I liked your chat show. Alan: "Oh come on." Friedrich Schiller CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Maybe I want to mix them up, but I want it to be my decision. Pat Farrell: I used to dream about growing old with someone I love. 3. Alan Partridge: I've seen the big-eared boys on farms. I was gonna give out some some awards. Watching Im Alan Partridge, its hard to believe that Lynn and Montagu are the same person. Robert Moon: Well, the way things is going, I dunno Alan Partridge: Can you just answer "yes", for the purposes of a joke? He's being pursued by a cyberpunk from the past, played by Rutger Hauer. Hitler's in his box, Jesse Owens just waved to him. [He laughs and leaves the room] Alan Partridge: Most times. 2023. Supporting Coogan are Felicity Montagu as his faithful but timid personal assistant, Lynn Benfield; Simon Greenall as Geordie handyman Michael; and Phil Cornwell as Partridge's rival DJ Dave Clifton. She may have only been setting up meetings with the bigwigs at Dantes of Reading, or negotiating free tow-bars from Monza, but without those little things, Alans already pathetic life would become unbearably tragic. Alan Partridge: Right. Oh, God no! Welcome March with discounts on gadgets for your home. Actually, I took some notes. At the bottom of the net! ", 10. He's an idiot. Here's how to do it. Would you like a Cuban cigar, Tony? ", 17. You're the subject of a sacking, I want you off these premises in 10 minutes. Lynn was very prudish with language, sex and non-Baptist activities or beliefs, but came across overall as an agreeable and pragmatic woman with a seemingly inexhaustible supply of patience and tact. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I was so happy I wanted to shout it from the rooftop. Alan Partridge Quotes. Enjoy it. Alan Partridge: See, you did it again! They say it will help people in * wheelchairs *. Alan Partridge: If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother. 17. Michael: Er, well, no, I won't out in the morning cos I'm dee'in lates now, right, so I don't come out 'til about two o'clock. The Galaxy Tab S7+ is back at its all-time low price plus more of the best deals of the day, Get a Roomba S9+ and Braava Jet m6 for under $1,000 plus more of today's best deals, Today's best deals include an Apple Watch Series 7 at its lowest price ever, a cheap Ninja blender, and more, It's time to put 'The Bachelor' out to pasture, Warner Bros. The chin-heavy scowl of disapproval; the tragic, horrificallycoiffed hair; the kind of attire youd avoid on a charity shop rail. Partridge tries to settle a heated dispute at a power station. For the time being, they are brothers. You make pigs smoke. Appearances Aqua. Sure enough, I got into the spirit and played a practical joke on Gibson by getting my assistant to phone him during one of his shows to tell him his elderly mother had had a fall. What a year it's been for Dante. Alan Partridge: [talking to them over a speakerphone] Hello, it's Alan again. You know what this room says to me? No, if it was you could add a zero to that. I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. Cut to the lounge downstairs, where Lynn and the Estate Agent are waiting in silence for Alan. [Lynn has come to the hotel to tell Alan that she's negotiated a walnut gearknob for his new, smaller Rover]. Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draught going.". Could go your way; could go mine. On seduction: "No, Jill will be sleeping with me tonight." . . I said. Lynn Benfield: The accountants say that since you've definitely not got a second series at the BBC you're going to have to sack everyone at Pear Tree Productions and close the office down. I, I, myself, would never shoot big game (and would hesitate to even lay traps for them). But I peck, overall a very good effort, seven against ten. We could be seeing a lot of the behind-the-scenes action of the One Show-esque outing, where she may be steering Partridge through a disastrous second BBC run. sweet tooth Train for Lowestoft is on platform four, er, it leaves in five minutes, so, er, better learn to jog again quickly. Television It must not, I will not repeat it, turn into a nocturnal rave. It features Alan Partridge, a tactless and inept radio DJ, after he has been left by his wife and dropped from the BBC. I mean, this will put Norwich on the map. . . 1. Hello Suzanne. Picture that for a second - a blob of tofu the size and shape of a brain. Jesus. And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Through various TV shows, film, book and even podcasts, Partridges squeaky sensibility and dated take on British life have endeared him to millions of fans and helped inspire other comedy shows. Alan Partridge: I prefer to go alone. It would burst wouldn't it? I think we all did. Not Christ. Alan Partridge: Pity, because they were very keen on that one. By NME Blog. I'll call you back. There is an awkward pause] Sorry, bit of a joke there. Alan Partridge: It's good this, isn't it? Alan Partridge: I'm leaving you, you cow! At first this was 7,000 a year, later 8,000, and was eventually raised to 9,500 after her boyfriend Gordon threatened him. Alan Partridge: Um Oh, very busy. You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think Sunday, bloody Sunday! Clearly likeable and easy to get along with especially with her boss absent Lynn provides a much-needed counterbalance. Bounce Back: A Book That Has Been Described As Lovely Things. Lynn Benfield: Well, Rawlinson's say you can have another fifty of the shop-soiled chocolate oranges if you plug them again tomorrow. 22. It was Joni Mitchells Big Yellow Taxi, a song in which Joni complains about paving heaven to set up a parking lot, a measure that would have actually reduced traffic jams on the outskirts of the city. Only Christians. Alan Partridge: I think he'll be a bit tougher than that, Lynn. I figure that the more dirt I put in, the more helpful Ive been, and Im about to sweep in a second mound when I look up, my shirt sleeves stained jet brown by cacky soil, and I realise this isnt the done thing. Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Enjoy it. What is it all aboot? It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! "Lynn, get rid of . But I suppose shes a bit like Burt Reynolds. Your programmes were appalling. It's just, it's in my picture. Alan Partridge: That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Lynn: Good. Bit like doing my radio show this, isn't it? Don't shine that torch in my face, mate. Right, and then, and then, it cuts to James - Roger Moore - and er, yes, he's with a lady. Alan Partridge: Um Oh, very busy. In 2006, she took the leading role of housewife and gang queen Barbara Du Prez in the offbeat comedy series Suburban Shootout. I'm very well, thank you, how are you? Lynn Anne BenfieldwasAlan Partridge's personal assistant. But she also likes doing a good job: I think in her car outside she does a 'yes!' whenever. ), More importantly, as a major public figure it pays to be vigilant around suspect packages. [he raises his hands like a monster in an old horror film], [she shrieks and laughs. She's my PA. Hard-worker, but there's no affection. Michael: Is everything all right, Mr Partridge? Cut to the lounge downstairs, where Lynn and the Estate Agent are waiting in silence for Alan. ago. A quote from a classic segment of Partridge during his time as a sports reporter for Todays day. On cautiously expressing affection: "I love you in a way. Urrgh. Relive an anecdote about a hectic train journey. Two grand, that cost. [Alan makes a long, drawn-out leering noise and giggles. "Her yelling continues until I answer the door to find her on her knees shouting through the letterbox, like a gynaecologist bellowing into a woman.". Cashback! Which actually improves . Not my words, Michael, the words of Shakin Stevens. My audience is divided into early morning farmers and late night returning ravers., Alan on the emotional trauma of having shot a man dead on his talk show: Haunt is a very powerful word Niggle? Colonel Mustard in the ensuite bathroom with the lead pipe. I was a little bored so I took my Corby trouser press apart. "Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa Quotes." Erm, who's Tom Donaldson? Valentine's Day today, eh? Certainly enough room to swing a cat in here, isn't there? Alan Partridge: No, Jill will be sleeping with me tonight. Top Alan Partridge Lynn Quotes Appearance rules the world. LIKE our Facebook page here..http://on.fb.me/15xCXE6Visit our website here..http://alanpartridgeworld.com/10 Alan Partridge Quotes and clips that will ha. Fish, iron, rumour or war? Other names What's going on?" Partridge offering a medical diagnosis to his besieged assistant Lynn. 'Lynn, these are sex people!' getwestlondon. Well, there ruddy well should be. I mean, people forget that traders need access to *DIXONS*! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. August knocked the trend for downturn in fireplace sales. tv shows Alan Partridge: Ah, that is the best Valentine's Day I've had in eight years. Alan Partridge: Well, I'll live with that. small-talk. Certainly not 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNabb. Da, da, da, da, da, der. In many ways, Lynn is the unsung hero of the Partridge saga. Just stop it!" The kids came up to me and said, Daddy, Daddy! Everyone's here. Nevertheless, nice song. So that they can only be identified by reference to their dental records. - It's Alan Partridge's Best Quotes - and how you can revisit the classics for free. Madeline Mussen. All wrapped up in a pretty little bow. It's soup you can eat - that's not so liquid. Tony Hayers: There is to be no second series. Alan Partridge: Keep the penny, you've got a gun. ", 6. Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now f*** off! 9. Id just like to fly a helicopter all around Norfolk. ", 16. People may associate it with me. He's, he's necking with her. los angeles Alan Partridge: Whoa! Scroll to see our top deal picks for Feb. 28. Throughout the questions I will be remaining impartial at all times. Alan Partridge: Yeah, I've just been eating some mousse. Alan Partridge: You farmers, you don't like outsiders, do you? The pace of the Mgane is too quiet to be qualified as fast. Alan Partridge: [quietly] Thank you. Urrgh. Calm down, Lynn! Imagine two things that you like. Pat Farrell: Penny for them. And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 36. r/AlanPartridge. She can often be a bit of a life-saver for Alan too, always around to step in should the need arise. See ya!" Go and eat some coffee. Benfield had worked for Partridge since the 1990s. At first this was 7,000 a year, later 8,000, and was eventually raised to 9,500 after her boyfriend Gordon threatened him. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. Web. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. Other great ideas Partridge had for television included Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank, Inner-city Sumo and Monkey Tennis. I am 47 years old; my girlfriend is 33 years old. They look around and say, Were teaming up, this could be our mansion. Lynn: We might give you a second series. Although in men a few weeks ago I saw that someone had drawn the role of a woman. Dont. And there's a man there and he's Russian - he's got eyebrows, you know - and he's on the phone going, "What, a whole submarine? Lynn: [to Jill] We're in the same area, I wondered if you'd like to take a taxi back with me, you know, make a saving? Partridge cautions viewers against the freegan lifestyle. Could we see her finally standing up to her longstanding oppressor? Back of the net!" 8. ", 11. She and Coogan both in character improvise their chat about the series, not so much providing behind-the-scenes insight (though a second commentary track with Coogan and Armando Iannucci provides genuine factoids), as ad libbing tidbits of Partridge gold. Alan Partridge: Well there's no need for that! She makes subtle jokes at his expense, and rolls her eyes behind his back, a sounding board for his idiocy. Michael: Oh, right. Wouldn't want to, though. Alan Partridge is never short of a quip or a quote for any situation, and he has loads of love and dating advice for this Valentine's Day. An interesting take on an otherwise iconic song. Then the cups start wobbling and then a man who used to be in "The Onedin Line" comes in and goes, "Why are the cups wobbling? and has combined these two passions at festivals from Iceland to Malawi and beyond. 1 on Billboard 200 Billboard. In fact, it's happened, it's over, it's already happened, you are a sacked man. Despite her dedicated, efficient and often demeaning work, Alan treated Lynn with disdain and a lack of care, and paid her a paltry salary. Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. Very reliable but shes got a moustache., A cool head is required by all in 'Alpha Papa', Alan on the 4:30am radio slot: Some people call it the graveyard slot and theyre people who are bitter. Susan: Um, Alan, Did you send Sophie a Valentine's card this morning? Kids like to go to the zoo but the beasts I like to look at are made of zinc galvanised steel - they're cars. 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